Personality Psychology

Personality Psychologist Has Major Identity Crisis

Yesterday, personality psychologist Dr. Jordan Marks was committed to a Toronto psychiatric hospital after retaking the Big 5 personality test. “The last time I took the Big 5 I scored very high on conscientiousness and low on neuroticism, everything else was about average,” said Dr. Marks while rocking himself back and forth on the floor. […]

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