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• Conference

  • Jesus Returns, Tells Students to Major in Economics Instead of Psychology
  • Malcolm Gladwell Declared Greatest Psychologist of All Time
  • Jordan Peterson Delivers Four-Hour Lecture on Harambe
  • Freudians Discover That Kyle Has The Sexiest Mom

• Health

  • New DBT Trial Garners Blame and Praise
  • Drug of the Month: Seroquel
  • Artsy Personality Disorder Added To The DSM
  • Correlation Between Female Depression and Zoodle Consumption no Longer Questionable
  • Outbreak of Jim Halpert Disorder at Local High School

• Lifestyle

  • Accomplished Social Psychologist Shamed at His High School Reunion
  • Personality Psychologist Has Major Identity Crisis
  • This Positive Psychologist Just Got Laid Off and Has Never Been Happier
  • Contract Lecturer Still Thinks He Might Get Tenure

• Politics

  • Conservatives are Sensitive to Disgust, Liberals to White Supremacy
  • Psychologist Who Definitely Doesn’t Have a Left Wing Agenda Excited About Performing Community Action Research
  • Jonathan Haidt Amends Moral Foundations Theory to Include “Hamilton”

• Research

  • Evolutionary Psychologist Proves Men Have the Largest Testicles; Puts Debate to Rest
  • Milgram Experiment Replicated, But With Free Jazz Instead of Electric Shocks
  • 12-Inch Extended Version of Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “Relax” Found Not to be Relaxing
  • Stanford Prison Experiment Replicated In Iceland, Shocking Results
  • Replication Crisis Fails to Replicate
  • Meta-Analysis Shows that Millennials are Having Less Sex than their Baby Boomer Parents Except for Justin Who is Tearing it Up
  • New Study Finds That Correlation Actually Does Equal Causation

• Tech

  • Neuroscientist Finds Brain Lights Up When You Think Things
  • Facebook May Interfere With the Democratic Process, Steal Your Data, and be Partially Responsible for the Modern Mental Health Crisis, But Who Else Remembered Your Birthday Last Year?
  • Music Therapists Laid Off After Generous Donation of iPod Nanos to Hospital