Five undergraduate students are dead after the filming of a ‘selective attention test’ went wrong. Dr. Daniel Simons and Dr. Christopher Chabris are responsible for the tragic situation, having designed the test and carried out its production. “We were trying to make a short video, something that might go viral, showing that if you pay […]
Jesus Christ descended from heaven Tuesday night with a very important message: Students who are pursuing post-secondary education should major in economics, not psychology. He took to the Vatican, where he delivered a sermon so rousing it rivalled his words on the cross. “Even if you’re already doing psychology, you can always change your major,” […]
Yesterday, personality psychologist Dr. Jordan Marks was committed to a Toronto psychiatric hospital after retaking the Big 5 personality test. “The last time I took the Big 5 I scored very high on conscientiousness and low on neuroticism, everything else was about average,” said Dr. Marks while rocking himself back and forth on the floor. […]
Last month, the American Psychological Association held a vote in order to determine who the greatest psychologist of all time was. Voting stations were set up at universities all over the world, and psychologists were given the following candidates from which to choose: Sigmund Freud B.F. Skinner Jean Piaget Albert Bandura William James What the […]
Due to some misplaced funds, Dalhousie University has had to lay off several of its faculty. One such faculty member is positive psychologist Dr. Daniel Bednar, who is taking the news surprisingly well. “I am so grateful to have had this job, but I am even more excited to see what amazing opportunities come next,” […]
Dr. John Bozman, the youngest professor ever tenured at the London School of Economics, recently attended his high school reunion. “It was an absolute nightmare,” declared Dr. Bozman. “I got bullied a lot in high school, but this was some Carrie level shit. I almost wish they had dumped pig’s blood on me instead of […]