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Personality Psychologist Has Major Identity Crisis
November 19 2019

Personality Psychologist Has Major Identity Crisis

Milgram Experiment Replicated, But With Free Jazz Instead of Electric Shocks
November 7 2019

Milgram Experiment Replicated, But With Free Jazz Instead of Electric Shocks

New DBT Trials Garner Blame and Praise
October 31 2019

New Dialectical Behaviour Therapy Trial Garners Blame and Praise

12 Inch Extended Version of Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax Found Not to be Relaxing
October 24 2019

12-Inch Extended Version of Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s “Relax” Found Not to be Relaxing

Stanford Prison Experiment Replicated in Iceland, Shocking Results
October 14 2019

Stanford Prison Experiment Replicated In Iceland, Shocking Results

Holy Smokes - Psychologists Replicate Experiment
March 26 2020

Holy Smokes: Psychologists Replicate Experiment

Killer Gorilla Mauls Basketball Playing Undergrads in Demonstration Gone Wrong
February 26 2020

Killer Gorilla Mauls Basketball Passing Undergrads in Demonstration Gone Wrong

Jesus Returns, Tells Students to Major in Economics Instead of Psychology
December 4 2019

Jesus Returns, Tells Students to Major in Economics Instead of Psychology

Evolutionary Psychologist Proves Men Have the Largest Testicles; Puts Debate to Rest
November 26 2019

Evolutionary Psychologist Proves Men Have Larger Testicles Than Women – Puts Debate to Rest

Replication Crisis Fails to Replicate

Jonah Davids Research academia, Replication Crisis, Social Psychology

Conservatives are Sensitive to Disgust, Liberals to White Supremacy

Jonah Davids Politics Conservatives, Disgust, Liberals, White Supremacy

Malcolm Gladwell Declared Greatest Psychologist of All Time

Jonah Davids Anomalies American Psychological Association, Celebrity

This Positive Psychologist Just Got Laid Off and Has Never Been Happier

Jonah Davids Anomalies academia, happiness, positive psychology

Artsy Personality Disorder Added To The DSM

Jonah Davids Health Clinical Psychology, Mental Health, Personality Disorder, Therapy

Jordan Peterson Delivers Four-Hour Lecture on Harambe

Jonah Davids Conference Celebrity, gorilla, Lecture, Religion

Correlation Between Female Depression and Zoodle Consumption no Longer Questionable

Jonah Davids Health Food, Longitudinal Study, Suicide

Neuroscientist Finds Brain Lights Up When You Think Things

Jonah Davids Tech academia, Neuroscience

Meta-Analysis Shows that Millennials are Having Less Sex than their Baby Boomer Parents Except for Justin Who is Tearing it Up

Jonah Davids Research Meta-Analysis, Sexual Psychology, Social Psychology

Outbreak of Jim Halpert Disorder at Local High School

Jonah Davids Health Clinical Psychology, Mental Health


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